IT'S LIFF JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT
This book came about as a means of entertainment between three brothers. None of the three brothers in question can quite recall who had the initial idea but it may well have been Neil.
At first, it was compiled via silly e-mails and then via silly Facebook messages and eventually it was decided to collate them all in book form.
This is that very book.
SYNOPSIS
It seems a complete waste of language that there are hundreds of words, which have no meaning other than to identify a location. There are also many missed opportunities where there are hundreds of situations, conversations, bodily functions and experiences, that we all have, but which have no word to describe them.
This book goes some way to restoring the balance and function of language.
James Triptych
EXAMPLES
ABBERLEY (adj):
The feeling you get while watching the Eurovision Song Contest.
BALLYMAGUIGAN (n):
A former sportsman who is dragged out on camera whenever there is a shock announcement relating to his former sport.
WANDSWORTH (n):
Somebody who knows enough Harry Potter trivia to keep them off party invitation lists.
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