CHURCH OF THE

DEATHBED REPENTISTS

DYING MAN

Read our attempts at naming the dying man.
We were trying to think of names and we decided that something quite regal would seem to fit.

We came up with these:
Charles Mort
George Mort
Henry Mort
Mortimer De'Ath

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