CHURCH OF THE DEATHBED REPENTISTS




AD CAMPAIGN



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While on the prowl for new members we need a hip and happenening ad campaign. As you might be able to tell, we're not in marketing. We came up with these options:


Membership is like breasts. That's as far as I've got up to now.

Opinions are like breasts. Everybody has one.



Feel free to submit your own.





Check out our Ad Campaign, our Slogan, our Dying Man and our Gallery of apologies.


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